Findings:
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm Going Home
- Stop using sexual activities as swear words!
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm Going Crazy
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- When are you going to stop running?
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to the moon
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- I swear I'm a real punk
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- They think I'm a god
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- I swear I'm not crazy
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- My cats think I'm a God
- God of Gamblers
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- act of god
- Word of God
- My God, it's full of stars
- In God We Trust
- Life After God
- There is no god but God
- The day God took back the edges
- God's shoddy workmanship
- Thou art God
- Other Gods
- Elder Gods
- Gloranthan Storm Gods
- Name of God
- God module
- Gloranthan Chaos Gods
- God's infinity
- The Wrath of God
- funerary god
- God of War
- Sun God
- fear of God
- God Plane
- Scientist's God of the Gaps
- Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
- Who makes God's rules?
- Can God lie?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- Small Gods
- Let go and let God
- God's Gift To Man
- God's Waiting Room
- false god
- Garden of the Gods
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- There is only ONE God
- God Save the Queen
- God and Goddess
- God Lives Underwater
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Your God Is Too Small
- Sea god
- Water god
- The God of Love
- Dead God
- Gloranthan Lunar Gods
- Gloranthan Darkness Gods
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- god awful (user)
- God Hates FAQs
- Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
- As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
- My God
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Behave as if there were a God
- Nature's God
- Random Number God
- Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
- God vs. the Library of Congress
- I saw god
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
- kiss it up to God
- The God of Cookery
- kitchen god
- Faith In God
- Dancing Gods
- One nation under God
- God Knows
- God Bless America
- Hand of God
- The God That Failed
- God was created in man's image
- Thank GOD for Supermodels!
- carbon is god
- Woman of God
- Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
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