Findings:

• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm always thinking of you
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'm not racist but...
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Being a dickhead
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm doing OK
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• always morning, but never breakfast
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• Alway
• I always assume innocence
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• It's always night-time on the moon
• Men did not always like large breasts
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• I always wanted to get married one day
• There's always a catch!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Always manipulate a tongue
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• It's always for those damn children
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• The Road Always Taken
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Always have a backup
• Zita Swoon
• Thus Always To Tyrants
• I can always hope
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Always on My Mind
• Last year was always better
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• first impressions don't always count
• The majority is always wrong
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You always lose
• Politeness is always in order
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• an honest man is always in trouble
• The poor are always with us
• Always accept an offered drink
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I will always be in the details
• The first one's always free
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• always in love (user)
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• always already

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