Findings:
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Your god might be evil....
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- They Might Be Giants
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- You might be a Washingtonian
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- You might be a Michigander
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Cruel to Be Kind
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- If God was willing to let it be
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- You never think it will be the ducks
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- How To Think About God
- My cats think I'm a God
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- Music need not be popular to be good
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- I Might Be Wrong
- Starving in the greenhouse
- gods we may be
- God must be deaf
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- God must be living in the sea.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- you just might be evil
- might be burned in at this point
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- They think I'm a god
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- The best kind of bartender
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- You might be a Mormon
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- You Shall Be as Gods
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- To God Be the Glory
- Be My God
- Beware! This might be reality!
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- Be kind. Rewind.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- Your dog might be evil...
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- You might be a '90s kid if
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- If you would be so kind
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- think for yourself, and be curious
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
- Adam fell that men might be
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- You might be a moogle...
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Trying desperately to be cool
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
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