Findings:
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- You never think it will be the ducks
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Even the dead will not be safe
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
- What life after death will really be like
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- Who Will Be There
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- the worst thing about sitting naked in a leather chair
- the world will be remade in our image
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- The end will be a sellout
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- I fear I will be nothing
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- Be a problematic duck over there
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The Deadline : A Novel About Project Management
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- I try not to think about it
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- When you think about smoking
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- the worst thing about a racoon in my car
- 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Don't think about it
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- You will be assimilated
- Will I be given that chance?
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- I think about my answer
- There will be time
- Porn industry
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Conventional views about human cloning
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- Will I cease to be
- I will always be weird inside
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- When you know things are just meant to be
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- sit in the corner and think about what you've done
- The worst things about divorce
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- 22 Short Films About Springfield
- How To Think About God
- Making a decision about a life
- Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
- Photography and religion
- Making jokes about The Pope
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Things I will miss about living in Alaska
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- Think about you
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Turing (A Novel about Computation)
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- A Short Film About Killing
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- A Short Film About Disappointment
- I know what it's like to be dead
- The revolution will not be televised
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Carl Everett
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Boys will be boys
- node that will be my legacy
- The television will not be revolutionized
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
- all the cute guys will be there
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