Findings:
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
- Burke and Hare the Movie, starring Simon Pegg, as allegory for a corrupt system then and now
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- Pigs, Sheep, and Wolves
- Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- My liver is eaten by vultures.
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
- That Was Then, This is Now
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Think of a typical high school movie. Okay, now think of a typical college movie.
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Baltimore Then and Now
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I Think We're Alone Now
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Accidental death odds
- think of me now
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- If a service is "free," then YOU are the product being sold.
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Raised by wolves
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- And then by the side of the road, I saw
- Every Now and Then
- The Wild Colonials
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- Syphilis - Then and Now
- Do you think you could love me now?
- now and then
- Then And Now
- rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- If I node then what I node now
- if I had known then what I know now
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
- 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Being licked to death by kittens
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Now and Then, Here and There
- Cease, then, being Emperor
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Being a Green Mother
- Human beings will believe anything
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Human being emulator
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- stop being so English
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Why I hate being single
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- famous for being famous
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- For the Time Being
- The disadvantages of being left handed
- Single Being
- being true to your nature
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- On Being the one who goes away
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- The curse of being gifted
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- All things being equal
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Tired of being angry
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being American
- On being a college radio DJ
- The joys of being jailbait
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
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