Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I think the best unreliable narrators are the ones who you are never actually sure whether or not to trust them"

• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• never know who told it best
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Never let them see you bleed
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Round Steak: Best steak or bestest steak?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• One lump or two?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Trust No One
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• For sale: my dreams. Price: a living wage, or best offer.
• You who never arrived
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• No one actually cares.
• I think that I shall never see
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• An enemy is one who reacts
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Taking your fiance's last name
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• The ones who watch
• Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• unreliable narrator
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• we never hear them calling to us
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Cooking for One
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• The one my father never met
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Unreliable narrators in 'The Remains of the Day' and 'Atonement'
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Now or Never
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Never trust a skinny chef
• never trust a minty brained man
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• The best I never had
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• A bird never flew on one wing
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Using a command line
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• Never Trust a Straight Line on a Map
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Video, or it never happened.
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Imports are never the best
• One Node to Rule Them All
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Be a model or just look like one
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• one who sleeps with mothers
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• One Night I Think
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Eleven or One
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• One who knows does not speak
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Who Knows One?
• Who is Number One?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk

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