Findings:
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- Automobile tire pressure
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- They Might Be Giants
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Why you should not be mean
- You never think it will be the ducks
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Laundry should be free
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- It should not be this complicated
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- Should I be happy?
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- I should be able to remember your face
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- What is and what should never be
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Farmers' Market
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
- How Should A Person Be?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- They will not be named!
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- This node should be filled with waka!
- This node should be filled with renga!
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- The Ten Commandments revised
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- think for yourself, and be curious
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- play dumb
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Things every child should be taught
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- stupidity should be painful
- I should be running in the sunshine
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Names that should never be given to important files
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- AI should be our top priority.
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Food should not be luminous
- Should I be sorry?
- No threat should be taken lightly
- why you should never be a referee
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Chalant should be a word!
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- You Should Be Sober
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Things never were what they used to be
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- This node should be filled with bees!
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- Why should we be moral?
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Funerals should be a celebration
- titles should be approached laterally
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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