Findings:

• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I Thought I Was A Child
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• That's Just How He Was
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• I Thought My Father Was God
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• /but what was the question?
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• It was just a crush
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Money was paper
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Dumb laws
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Descartes was wrong
• Brown paper bag
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• No shit, there I was
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• It’s not a sermon, just a thought
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• paper bag
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• just a thought
• Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• Vancouver, Washington
• Music was better in the old days
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• the seven hills of Rome
• The Walrus was Paul
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Paper Bag Party
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• It's just a goddamned piece of paper.
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Putting groceries in a paper bag
• Kilroy was here
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• wa
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Was (Not Was)
• The Paper Bag Princess
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• was
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• paper bag (user)
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A paper bag is a form of culture
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I just had this thought of summer past
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn

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