Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I used to eat one a day which is why I am so healthy now because I kept all those damn doctors away"

• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• all those days are gone
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• So, which one of you is the man?
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• One of those days
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Just One Of Those Days
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Happy Thanksgiving To all and for one!
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I am still so lost, I am
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• All Saints Day
• Remembering all those years ago
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Right now I am floating
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am an army of one
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• She is all I am listening to here
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I am now a college graduate
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• One letter can make all the difference
• No One Knows Who I Am
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am now a married woman
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• USPSTF: Screen all adults for unhealthy alcohol use
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• some day we will all be gone
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• It all melts away
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I am a minority of one
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• don't spend it all in one place
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Bears all his sons away;
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• One A.M.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• All for one and one for all
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• we eat all together like a family
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• All Summer in a Day
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• All Powers from One Division
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Blow Us All Away
• it's all those cutthroat grandmas
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• one is all ; all is one
• The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• she reads all day
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy

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