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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• she, he, and me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He brings me books like flowers
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Jesus He Knows Me
• he calls me monster
• You say you love; but with a voice
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• he that is not with me is against me
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• He Hate Me
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• The day he gave me a lift
• He has redefined me, again and again
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• he calls me girly (user)
• He called me Sarah once
• He taught me how to smoke
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• he would have laughed
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• he who (user)
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Could you have danced with me?
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• he says
• I married him because he was not mean
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• He says she says
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Surely he would remember this
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• It could have been me
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.

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