Findings:

• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• fucked up criteria (user)
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• but you wanna be bad
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• Things people put up their butts
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Fucked Up
• People have fucked up before
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Ken Lay
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• fuck up
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You Fucked Up!
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Fucked up ways to die
• Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• Fucked up Facts from History
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Fuck them all but the six
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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