Findings:

• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You know you've been away from home too long
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• She went out through the bathroom window
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
• When all the stars go out at night
• sticking your head out the window
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn out
• From the inside looking out
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Getting slapped in the nuts from behind
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Fighting the system from the inside out
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Walking down the motorway, cars coming from behind
• From stars just out of reach
• From the window of a car, a cigarette's a falling star, a dream within a trail of smoke
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The day I found out I was a guy
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• sick out
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Looking out Ali's window
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was your age
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• What I have learned from being fired
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• being a kid was great
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The evolution of Microsoft Windows from the utterly useless UI tweaks perspective
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
• Reading from the Windows Clipboard
• Stoned music memories
• Words Taken From Mythology
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Multiple Personality Disorder from the Inside Out
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• windows where I can look out
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Experimental treatment for sick hamsters
• The paper airplanes we threw out the window
• we've all taken a stone from the holiest place
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• When in doubt, throw it out
• when in doubt run it out
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• When you are being sacrificed
• hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• You know you're blacked out when...
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about

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