Findings:

• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Young Girl & Priest Discuss a Predatory God
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Even the moon was wrong
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• God was created in man's image
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• God was a Lost Guest
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• It was all God's fault
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I Thought My Father Was God
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• If God was willing to let it be
• Man was created in God's image
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I was once young and had a home
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• what is this i don't even
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• even my socks
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• And I don't even know their names
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Round half to even
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Even the tides have more friends than you

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