Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I was driving to Portland, company car, to try and get some hard facts about a mistaken cat cremation"

• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• some girls try too hard
• Some Questions About Fizziks
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Nuclear Cats Get New Home
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I try not to think about it
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• get the disease and try to understand
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Some cars not for use with some sets
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• human vision
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Three facts about the yak
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• every secret thing was made by some one
• some say he was never here at all
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• About Facts (user)
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• facts about capital punishment
• Something was about to happen.
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• There's something about cats... (category)
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• A Few Facts About the Atomic Revamp and Redirection Overcharge Weapon System (ARROW)
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Bustopher Jones: The Cat about Town
• Driving in the Car, Listening to Queen on 8-Track
• I was promised flying cars
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
• How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• playing hard to get
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• get some
• How to get hit by a car
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• i used not to try as hard
• About some girl
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Nobody sings about modern cars
• Some thoughts about the Language of Thought
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• The Day the World was about to End
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• Odd facts about the human body
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Financial Facts About IBM
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• Some things about figs
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• the worst thing about a racoon in my car
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• It was always about words
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• How to avoid a car accident
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Throwaway car
• The Cats Wanted Some Mayonnaise
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Some Observations of the Cat
• Cat Carr (user)
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Go out and get some fresh air
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Things everyone should know about cars
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Today was some bullshit.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• What are some hard words?
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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