Findings:

• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was into them after they were hip
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I was doing so well.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• She knew what she was doing
• It was better before they came
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The day I realized what being alive was
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Leather-bound organizer
• being a kid was great
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• God was created in man's image
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Trompe
• Descartes was wrong
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• was
• Was (Not Was)
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Vancouver, Washington
• There was once a Man
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• It was all God's fault
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• I once was a clueless young noder
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Jesus was Mexican
• Lando was supposed to die
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• the seven hills of Rome
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• 'T was
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Cybersex before it was cool
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• The world was designed for giant squid
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• There was a rose that faded young
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Concrete, Washington
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was promised flying cars
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• What was the question?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I was a homeless bum
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was never any good at maths at school
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was a time when I was a better person
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The Walrus was Paul
• Kilroy was here
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Music was better in the old days
• No shit, there I was
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• They Might Be Giants
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• wa
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• That was a joke, son.
• It was a dark and stormy night
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Man was created in God's image
• It was you, Atthis
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• When I was your age
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• It was not a dream
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was searching glass
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I was looking for you
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes

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