Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I was frying eggs and thinking that life itself is really the only worthwhile entertainment."

• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• What life after death will really be like
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• I was a witch in a past life
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• This Was Your Life
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• War is only fun on screen
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was only starting to grow
• He Was Only Joking
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Where Once Life Was
• Adam really was the first man
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• Life Itself
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• I was only following orders
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Dumb laws
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Why Socrates was really executed
• But what are they really thinking?
• my life itself
• For entertainment purposes only
• Eggs
• e.g.
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• Pork Roll Egg and Cheese
• cuckoo's egg
• The incredible edible egg
• scrambled eggs
• Eggs Benedict
• poached eggs
• fried eggs
• soft-boiled egg
• Ant egg
• Egg squash
• Don't put all your eggs in one basket
• I love eggs
• The Hen and the Golden Eggs
• Easter Egg Shooter
• juggling eggs
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
• deviled eggs
• Egg salad sandwich
• pickled eggs
• Chuckie Egg
• suck eggs
• remote control egg
• Crisp-cased Egg Tarts
• Scrambled Eggs a la Sellafield
• Tuna and egg salad
• Egg Flower Soup
• Thousand year eggs
• Egg Toastie
• Kinder Egg
• Shallow-fried Pancake Rolls with Eggs
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Dinosaur Eggs
• Hot Tomato Soup With An Egg Sandwich
• egg burrito
• egg white
• egg in the hole
• E.G. Daily
• The Egg Council
• Molested Eggs
• The Egg
• hardware easter egg
• Egg Man
• The chicken and egg question of designer fragrances
• documentation easter egg
• The Serpent's Egg
• egg in a microwave oven
• Bacon and Egg Toasted Sandwich
• The All Your Eggs In One Basket recipe for imperial annihilation
• i.e. vs. e.g.
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• Me and My Egg Roll
• Palm Pilot Easter Eggs
• egg foo yung
• Sunshine Egg
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• eggs over easy
• Everything2 Easter Eggs
• Holey Egg Bread
• Egg Wave
• Angel's Egg
• quail egg
• Fifty Eggs
• The Egg & I
• Green Eggs & Hamlet
• Fried bread and eggs
• Big Bird's Egg Catch
• Asparagus with poached eggs and Parmesan
• Dragon's Egg
• Egg Drop
• Curried orange eggs of infinite doom
• Windows XP easter eggs
• egg coat
• Embryonic eggs
• Avgolemono (Egg Lemon Soup)
• The Great Egg Race
• How to wrap an egg roll
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• A Day in the Death of Joe Egg
• dirty eggs
• Egg of Columbus
• The spinning egg paradoxon
• Boiling an egg over an open fire
• lay an egg
• How to retrieve an ostrich egg
• electric egg
• You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
• Eggs Sardou
• Yoshi Egg
• high egg passage virus
• Last one in is a rotten egg!
• Eg Von (user)
• Skillet eggs with andouille

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