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• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What the hell was she thinking?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• /but what was the question?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I was doing so well.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was a homeless bum
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• and there was this girl
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Japanese alphabet
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I was disillusioned
• It was a start
• As this was my generation's war
• Something was about to happen.
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• I wish I was dead
• That's Just How He Was
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• This was their finest hour
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It was the way your
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• Don Was
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• It was the right thing to do.
• Some time when I was a teenager
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was promised flying cars
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was very, very drunk
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• The world was black and white
• This was my childhood
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• All he left her was alone
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• I was Bullied AND I was the Bully
• Was the Alexandria baseball shooting a Trump False Flag?
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Jesus was a black man
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• I was a chess piece
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking

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