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• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• /but what was the question?
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• What the hell was she thinking?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I was into them after they were hip
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I was doing so well.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• I was going to marry Marty
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• When I Was a Lad
• That Was The Year That Was
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If God was willing to let it be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Nu Wa
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Fuck them all but the six
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• She was free
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Was Pursuing an MFA Worth It?
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a time when I was a better person
• That Was The Week That Was
• This Was Your Life
• It was the least I could do
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• What if architecture was like web design?
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• what once I was
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• I was alone for too long
• I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• Concrete, Washington
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• every noder was once a normal human
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• Mister Chu was reading
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• There was a little girl
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Heaven is hotter than Hell
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Where Once Life Was
• She was steady
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The sky was green today
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Since Hector was a pup
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu

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