Findings:
- I was my mom for a while
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- your mom
- my mom
- Soccer mom
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Microsoft does your mom
- Look mom, no hands!
- Dr. Mom
- Call your mom
- forrest's mom (user)
- My mom kicks ass
- My Mom buys me diet pills
- Million Mom March
- Buying crack from your mom's pimp
- The kind of thing mom says
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- Serial Mom
- Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Mom (user)
- A Letter from Mom and Dad
- mrichich's mom
- My mom's halloween costume
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- The day my mom died
- Todd McCormick
- while a waitress pours coffee
- My Mom's Reply
- acting a little like my mom
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- Things I miss about mom
- Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Dear Mom
- Mom and Pop
- Strange movies, Mom, acid, pizza, and John Cheever
- "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
- Moms make the best lunches
- just like mom used to make
- I Love My Mom
- teen mom
- Naps on Mom's back porch
- full-time mom
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- RC's Mom
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Mr. Mom
- psychic mom
- my mom name (user)
- So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
- Moms Mabley
- Mom McCoy's lemon chess pie
- bored mom (user)
- Just Like Mom
- Moms (user)
- work at home moms (user)
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- ur mom (user)
- ring toe mom (user)
- logans mom (user)
- Your MOM's an arctic berry!
- cool mom (user)
- The day I traded my mom in for a robot
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- Open Letter to a Mom
- my mom brothers (user)
- rascal's mom (user)
- nik's mom (user)
- i love your mom very much yes i do
- mom in need of help! (user)
- hockey mom
- Hi Mom!
- Your mom is a classy lady
- Mom takes off her cape
- Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
- Amazon Mom
- Holy Saturday, Mom!
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- mod mom (user)
- Choosy Moms Choose Jif
- My mom loved me
- mom jeans
- Work mom
- how to put vertical space MOM
- Journey to the center of your mom's backyard
- was
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Descartes was wrong
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Kilroy was here
- The Walrus was Paul
- wa
- Music was better in the old days
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Vancouver, Washington
- Was (Not Was)
- the seven hills of Rome
- No shit, there I was
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Trompe
- 'T was
- It was a dark and stormy night
- Man was created in God's image
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- When I was your age
- There was once a Man
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- It was you, Atthis
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- The day I realized what being alive was
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- The world was designed for giant squid
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- It was all God's fault
- It was not a dream
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- God was created in man's image
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Cybersex before it was cool
- I was going to marry Marty
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Back when grunge was still cool
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