Findings:

• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Never Ever
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Same as it Ever Was
• like nothing ever was
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Was it ever there?
• on their way to nowhere ever again
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• the moon versus us ever sleeping together again
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• happily ever after
• Nothing ever changes
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Have you ever made a just man?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Unhappily Ever After
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• the hottest it has ever been
• I never saw her again
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• You'll never work in this town again!
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Never Say Never Again
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Never Again
• Ever felt that?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• The Road Goes Ever On
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• the best damned story ever written
• I will never drink root beer again
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• if i never saw you again
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The worst children's book ever
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Live the greatest story ever told
• oh ever so slowly
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Will I ever know?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Never Let Me Down Again
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The Best Feeling Ever
• The first dollar I ever made
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The most confusing bet ever
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• pointless HTML in email
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• I was alive again
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Best Death Ever
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The greatest paper ever written
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Dischord Recording Artists
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• The worst job interview ever
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The best teacher I ever had
• Now more than ever
• Does this ever go away?
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Worst episode ever
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Medgar Evers
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The worst name ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• The best line I ever used
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Don't you ever go to work?
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Dick Green
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Why the regionally acclaimed 12-year-old composer never wrote music again
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Parking warning
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The best comeback ever
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The first bear I ever saw
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way

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