Findings:

• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You were here when I fell asleep
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When you wake up feeling old
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The worst way to wake up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When Renny wakes up
• It was not death, for I stood up
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Back when grunge was still cool
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• The Way Up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was young
• My dick fell asleep
• When I was five
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• wake up and find her still there
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• Since I Fell Asleep
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• wake up and smell the coffee
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I was born this way
• When I Grow Up
• Hands up, the whole way
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• And then one day you wake up
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• I don't think the sun was up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was ten years old
• When I Was a Boy
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was Cruel
• When she was bad
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• ...and a wake up
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Wake up... Time to die!
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• your name, once I wake up
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• When the ocean fell
• I wake and feel the fell of dark
• His face when she fell
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Wake up with the king
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Wake up!
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was your age
• When I Was a Lad
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When touch was simple
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• November 4, 1995
• It was the way your
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• I can't wake up
• I wake up so energized
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Middle finger
• Her hair, tangled
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Wake up
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• So I wake up
• When We Grow Up
• Reasons To Wake Up
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• Fucked up ways to die
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Wake me up if you still want me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• wake up hair
• What do you see when you look up?
• Can I wake you up?
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• wake up in a dumpster
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence

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