Findings:

• I was raised by the French government
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Raised in the woods by a pack of wild dykes
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Raised by wolves
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• English major
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• What was stolen by someone else
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• every secret thing was made by some one
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• anal retentive
• Anal Cunt
• Anal intercourse
• anal leakage
• Anal Pleasure and Health
• Anal Explosive
• An anal eater, as opposed to an anus eater
• anal extracta
• Ana'l Haqq
• anal fin
• anal beads
• anal extrusion
• Anal glands
• Anal sex toys
• Anal seepage
• extreme anal (user)
• Anal Free Porn (user)
• Double Anal (user)
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• anal bleaching
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The Anals of History
• The Anals of Everything2 History
• anal teeth
• by definition
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Justification by faith
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Words to live by
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• trial by ordeal
• Learning by doing
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• go by the board
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Guilt by Association Law
• paid by the word
• Leadership by Example
• action fuelled by ignorance
• Connection reset by peer
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• "A Story," by Everythingians
• David Merrick
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• Judging women by their books
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• Discrimination by attractiveness
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Of Recognition by Sight
• By day I praised you
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• Struck by lightning
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• The skeleton by my closet

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