Findings:
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- If God was willing to let it be
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Where's the kaboom?
- lost, or trying to be
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Hot pursuit
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- She was too beautiful to be human
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- /but what was the question?
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- Trying to be friends
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Trying desperately to be cool
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- trying to be a feminist
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- but you wanna be bad
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
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