Findings:

• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• I hope I wasn't your mistake
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• It just wasn't a good morning
• The ambassador who wasn't
• Once I saw a car chase that wasn't on the news
• what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
• Boba Fett wasn't that tough
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• the pond, the moon. The party wasn't
• The real reason the Kyoto Treaty wasn't signed
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Laid down on the bed that wasn't her own
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• The ham wasn't the only thing that got baked for Christmas
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• All impressed and Half undressed
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Einstein wasn't religious
• the desire to impress
• How to impress The Man
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• impress
• Impressing a man
• Impressing a woman
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• The rain wasn't always kind
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• this city wasn't built for me
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• My Shoulder Wasn't Far Away
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• because it wasn't just the air
• What I dreamt while I wasn't censoring
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• That wasn't chicken
• the day the Citgo Sign wasn't on
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• I knew she wasn't faking
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever

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