Findings:

• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Portland, Oregon and the Missing Oak Savannah
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• About all that went wrong
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• 2012 Portland, Oregon Mayoral Election
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Not for all the tea in China
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• All he left her was alone
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• more sure of all I thought was true
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I remember when all this was trees
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• some say he was never here at all
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• We Ain't Got All Night
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• All you ever did was let it happen
• All the tea in China
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Portland, Oregon neighborhoods
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• A history of Chinese Immigration to Oregon -- The Chinese in Portland
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Here All Alone in Silence
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• You've lost all your dreams
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Latin for All Occasions
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• Saints (all)
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• All I want for Christmas...
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• All Things Kink
• All That Is Good
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• All Fall Down
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• All For Me Grog
• I don't remember all that much
• All That's Not Love...
• Hickory Wind
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Closer and closer to the source of all rays of light
• I went a bit crazy conversing with ChatGPT
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• words with all the vowels
• sentence with all the letters
• Jacks of All Trades
• Plan All the Way to the End
• All the King's Men
• Finishing up your MAME cabinet
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• She threw out all my letters
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• I knew it all along...
• Against All Authority
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• All ye Joyful
• Church of All Worlds
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• All About My Mother
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt

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