Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I went to the E2 bathtub jam and all I got was... wait, I didn't get anything! Shit! I lost 31 bucks!"

• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• The Midwest E2 Bathtub Jam rocks on
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The Midwest E2 Bathtub Jam
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Let's Get Lost
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Trump Lost, Biden Won. Get over it.
• How the West Was Lost
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• The first draft of anything is shit
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Shit or get off the pot
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• No shit, there I was
• The LAWG Waffle Jam, wait, er, no that's right.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I must have waited all my life for this
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• All he left her was alone
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• more sure of all I thought was true
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• some say he was never here at all
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• I remember when all this was trees
• getting lost in all the flashy neon lights
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• We Ain't Got All Night
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Get Lost
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• How to get lost
• (I) Get Lost
• YOU MIGHT GET LOST
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I thought only Boys got Lost
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
• God was a Lost Guest
• The sloe was lost in flower
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• The Heart of What Was Lost
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Can't we all just get along?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• You've lost all your dreams
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
• All is lost
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• About all that went wrong
• You're All I Need to Get By
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• all it cost him was a Penny
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• all lost things must go somewhere
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• infinity isn't anything until you are among the stars searching for something you lost
• Memoirs from the Bathtub Jam
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• we could get lost in the fall
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Got to buck

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