Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Everything will be alright
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Goops and How to be Them
• The revolution will not be televised
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• The Revolution will be televised
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There Will Be Blood
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• the world will be remade in our image
• I don't want to be alone
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will always be weird inside
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Who Will Be There
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• node that will be my legacy
• Don't be sad
• Be careful and don't fall down
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The television will not be revolutionized
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• What life after death will really be like
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The end will be a sellout
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Don't Be Evil
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, I will be strong
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• They will not be named!
• there will be a last
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I will be your young sinner
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• If it be your will
• There will never be another you
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will be time
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Marks which will never be broken
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The next life will be better
• don't be absurd (user)
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!

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