Findings:

• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• I don't know what else to do
• You Don't Say
• Card counter
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Do what you will. I will
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Do What You Will
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• People who don't smoke will never die
• what do you say?
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• If you can say something nice, do
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Do Not Fire From Target Continuum
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I don't know what to do with you
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• I will do science to it
• will do (user)
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What Do You Say What Do You Do
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
• you don't have to do this
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• Do as I say, not as I do
• Don't run over fire hose
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• What Will the Neighbours Say?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Don't say the B-word
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I don't believe in anything
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Do Make Say Think
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What To Do In Case of Fire
• What Do You Say, What Do You Do
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• why do you set your wings on fire
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Don't worry," he says
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't Say You Love Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• What do you say to Michael Crichton?
• don't say the words
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't do that then!
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't say no
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• do not disturb
• and if you do, take pictures

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