Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I will waylay thee going home; where if it be thy chance to kill me..."

• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Will I be given that chance?
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will be in my trailer!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If it be your will
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Where's the kaboom?
• You will be assimilated
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The revolution will not be televised
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Who Will Be There
• Be gentle with me
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• marry me and you'll be safe
• The Revolution will be televised
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• The end will be a sellout
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Marks which will never be broken
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• There will never be another you
• Just be home in time for supper
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Let me be your fantasy
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will always be in the details
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, I will be strong
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I will always be weird inside
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• OBAFGKM
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The mountain could be home
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• It's going to be fine
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Look siad me Be like me
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The next life will be better
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up

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