Findings:

• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I wish you would talk to me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• You have no power over me
• I used to have so many dreams
• What have you done for me lately?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• I would like to have emotions
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• her arms around me
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• he would have laughed
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Dogs that have owned me
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It could have been me
• I have lost many things, so many
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Could you have danced with me?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Have One On Me
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• things you wouldn't have believed
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• he would have cried
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• All around me
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• you would have been
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• What pornos would have us believe
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You stole what they would have given you
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• just to have some human contact
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Things video games have taught me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have just been shot
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.

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