Findings:

• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• That Cold Winter
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I am not fool enough to wish for wings
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• Once was enough
• so fragile and cold, i was
• In winter cold
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I wish I was a half of a two
• I wish I was a fish
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• A few, but enough.
• /but what was the question?
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• There was a cold day
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• It Was Cold, and It Ran Through Your Fingers
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• The World Was Wide Enough
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• I wish I was dead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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