Findings:

• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• They had been expecting me
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• boss i wish you had told me
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• awkward silence
• Rings on the Awkward Shadow
• Dr Awkward (user)
• An Awkward Pause
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
• awkward verses (user)
• Awkward squad
• Awkward Horse
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• Love in a bouncy house and other awkward sex tales
• Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
• sinners underneath our awkward skylights
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• you know you've been caught
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• You've Been Dumped
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I've Been Tired
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I've been working on my homework
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• It's been real
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Attention has been paid
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• AES may have been broken
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I've been smoking ever since
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Since U Been Gone
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971

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