Findings:

• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• I woke up
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• I woke up in occupied America.
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• and then I woke up
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• 'just woke up' voice
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Living together instead of marriage
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Using Superglue Instead of Suture
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Producing things instead of consuming is satisfying
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• modifying IP/PC instead of using "JMP"
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Why you should use pens instead of pencils
• Why you should use pencils instead of pens
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Left instead of right
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Why not choose the Titanic instead?
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
• Woke capitalism
• see similarities instead of differences
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• Instead of exercise
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• On the Tendency of Mass Public Murderers to use Firearms Instead of More Efficient Methods
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• treating the symptom instead of the cause
• focus on people instead of ideas
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Pump Up the Volume
• Grow up
• blow up
• UPS
• Up
• Kick it up a notch
• straight up
• bottled up
• Dead links in writeups
• Decide to clean yourself up
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Hurry up please it's time
• power up
• up quark
• Growing up
• Breaking up
• Wake up
• tits up
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• I am not making this up
• kiss up
• warm up
• throw up
• hang up
• Shut up
• face up
• Keeping Up Appearances
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• shacking up
• Up All Night
• Up Your Ass
• buck up
• pick up
• wake up hair
• big up
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• tied up
• spit up
• Grown up
• Keeping up with the Joneses
• Climbing up the Walls
• Calling boys and hanging up
• Jack Gets Up
• blow'd up
• Don't give up
• Surf's Up
• beat em up
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Right side up
• Why I gave up on anarchy
• All caught up
• All sewed up
• wake up in a dumpster
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Cowboy up
• Brass up
• Charged up
• Chop it up
• Dig up
• Dose up
• Dummy up
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Get it up
• Give up
• Go up against
• right up my alley
• pushing up daisies
• locked up
• The worst way to wake up
• Up Records
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• Hold it up
• Hole up
• Hook up with
• Hopped up
• Jump Up! Records
• Things people put up their butts

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