Findings:

• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would like to have emotions
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What pornos would have us believe
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• you would have been
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• You stole what they would have given you
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• how many lines of code have you written?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Bernie would have won
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• he would have cried
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I didn't always have this cool job
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• cool
• cool jazz
• Cool as Ice
• LL Cool J
• Cool Hand Luke
• cool beans
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Page of Cool (superdoc)
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• cool cat
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• Cool Archive (superdoc)
• Nifty New Feature: Cool Archive
• cool as fuck
• I'm not this cool in real life
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Rule of Cool
• medium cool
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Trying desperately to be cool
• zero cool
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• cool stream of intellect
• The Cool War
• Your accent is so cool
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• free stuff is always cool
• Losing your cool
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• It's cool inside!
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• University jobs are cool
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
• Cool Britannia
• Why Japan is cool
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• We Real Cool
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• cool man 1 (user)
• Cool World
• Cool The Engines
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Be cool in college
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
• Editor's Page Of Cool
• money destroys cool
• alternately warm and cool
• Cool Runnings
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• regeneratively cooled rocket
• radiatively cooled engine
• ablatively cooled engine
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Wow Cool (user)
• King Cool
• Japan's Gross National Cool
• cool your heels
• In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
• Tres cool
• the cool silence that inevitably follows the vanishing of aeroplanes
• COOL 16 (user)
• Ain't It Cool News
• Evil is not the same as Cool
• Cool Beans (user)
• Cool Gawkies (user)
• Cool hunter
• Cool To Be You
• All the cool kids speak English
• Too Cool for Kissing (document)
• Editor cools (e2poll)
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• HEY youre cool (user)
• Cool Aisle
• Cool Biz
• avril cool (user)
• Jacob Cool (user)
• Mr Cool 1332 (user)
• Cool Cities Initiative
• zero cool (user)
• Yet another guide to being cool

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