Findings:

• he would have laughed
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have cried
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Bernie would have won
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What pornos would have us believe
• You stole what they would have given you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would like to have emotions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• you would have been
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Surely he would remember this
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He's been places they have not.
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You mean the me that you would be
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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