Findings:
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- he would have cried
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- kick ass
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- you would have been
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Dogs that have owned me
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- You have your own places to go.
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I would like to have emotions
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Bernie would have won
- he would have laughed
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Wild Colonials
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Canada Kicks Ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- You stole what they would have given you
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- What pornos would have us believe
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- institutions have lives of their own
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- in my own ocean the tide would never rise
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- Weird-ass exam technique
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- You mean the me that you would be
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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