Findings:

• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Have a nice day
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• the cats of day - the cats of night
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I know I have been dreaming
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• What pornos would have us believe
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• denial would serve for another day
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I still don't even know you
• They didn't have the heart
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• They have taken enough
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The days of wonder have come at last
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Didn't you know?
• I didn't know what to say
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I would like to have emotions
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• he would have cried
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even Day
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• All cats have nine tails
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Penis for a day
• Stoned music memories
• 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I Didn't Know
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• The day my boss' cats disappeared
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I didn't want to know that
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• And I don't even know their names
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• My days of eating cat food are over
• you would have been
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• cat box day
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Art has an actual purpose
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Cats don't have brakes

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