Findings:

• Stoned music memories
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Terms used to describe breathing
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Using a command line
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• i have to get out
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I used to have a crush on you
• he would have cried
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Get used to it
• How to get Apache to use simple URIs
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I used to get sick quite often
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I used to have so many dreams
• you would have been
• I would like to have emotions
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What pornos would have us believe
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have laughed
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Bernie would have won
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• breathing
• amulet of magical breathing
• Breathing Tornados
• emotion through breathing
• Breathing Heart
• Don't take breathing for granted
• fire-breathing
• Breathing backwards inward airways
• Liquid Breathing
• Breathing marks in Greek
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• breathing space
• Respiratory centre / Breathing control
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Breathing lessons
• Breathing Contradiction
• Periodic breathing
• as long as I'm breathing, it's not over
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• Get my groove on
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• You mean the me that you would be
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get mine
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point

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