Findings:

• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Someone please kill me
• like you love me
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Please Kill Me
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Loves me like a bottle
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Wear Your Love Like Heaven
• A Love Like That
• My love is like
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I like you; do you like me?
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Love is like Teeth
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• I would like to have emotions
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• A Love Like Blood
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• "I love you" hangs in the air like a subtitle
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Do you like me?
• What it's like to be in love
• Love is like a See-Saw
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I would like
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• treat me like a woman
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Dead Like Me
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• love like you've never been hurt
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Find what you love and let it kill you
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• She kills me
• I never thought it would be like this
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Would you like fries with that?
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• love like a knife
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Half-sour pickle
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• You're like a brother to me
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to bring you here
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Would you like to try a sample?
• He brings me books like flowers
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The fading of love is like leaves crunching under you in the autumn
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Love Like Now
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Like I Love You
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• our love is like water
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• love like you don't need the money
• I would kill my mother
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• how my computer nearly killed me
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Bleed Like Me
• I would like to buy you a drink
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• How Prom nearly killed me
• kill me (user)
• kill me now (user)
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• You like me, you really like me!
• I love you like a sister
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• My Company Likes Me
• Love is like oxygen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Black Like Me
• If you would like to contact DMan
• A Doll Like Me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Would you like a doughnut?
• Walk Like Me
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Mind without body
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I like the (idea) love it's
• love like an antique roadshow
• Just to see what it would be like
• I Love Hip Hop
• I don't think I like love
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• That which does not kill me...
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I love you like a brother
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• It kills me to watch them go
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Republican Like Me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Look siad me Be like me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck

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