Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I would rather gnaw my own arm off than engage in conversation while my hair is being cut"

• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I cut my own hair
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• cutting your own hair
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• Being on your own
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• thoughts while cutting my daughter's hair
• CUT OFF YOUR HAIR
• Being your own voyeur
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• being my own contemporary
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• Cut Your Hair
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Rather than trying
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• for() is better than while()
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• Armed with a razor smile, to cut and chew the bone
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Armed Forces
• arms
• armed
• right to bear arms
• arm twisting
• Brothers In Arms
• You mean the me that you would be
• arms race
• Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia
• small arms
• ARM Limited
• Marton Arms
• The advantage of hairy arms
• Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
• armed and dangerous
• ARMM
• Take Her in Your Arms
• spindly arms against a sea of light
• Put on the arm
• Into My Arms
• Right to keep armed bears
• Arms and the Boy
• Right to arm bears
• Arm Candy
• Arm the Homeless
• Arms through the floor trick
• The Treasury and the Arms
• Colonial Arms
• Arms Akimbo
• alligator arms
• Least popular foods in the U.S. Armed Forces
• her arms around me
• armed to the teeth
• The baby in Chairman Mao's arms
• Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
• arm waving
• Wild ARMs
• Stay in My Arms
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• arm warmers
• Sins of the Fathers : With Open Arms
• Your arm's too short to box with God
• touch my arm
• An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
• The right to bear arms
• SEELE's Coat of Arms
• Arm & Hammer
• King of Arms
• Kent Kage Arm
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Christian is armed
• Devonshire Arms
• That's not my arm
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Arm Thing
• Big Arm Pit Stop
• Passage At Arms
• torque arm
• Last night, I slept in your arms
• how to survive an armed robbery
• armed robbery
• steering arm
• Royal Coat of Arms
• Combined Arms Exercise
• The Arms Race between Moths and Bats
• Thine Arm, O Lord, in Days of Old
• League of Armed Neutrality
• armed merchant cruiser
• Arm & Hammer P.M.
• Western Arms
• Back in Baby's Arms
• the one armed man (user)
• arm wrestling
• Manual of Puissant Skill at Arms
• The National Coat of Arms of Finland
• The Bricklayer's Arms
• Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
• My arms ache for you
• Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery
• Armed Response Vehicle
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• Not in London: A Nodermeet at Arm's Reach
• Harry Potter and the Right to Bear Arms
• long arm statute
• combined arms
• Implications of the landmine ban on restricting small arms and light weapons
• Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
• Babes in Arms
• Assize of Arms
• arm (user)
• Groupe Islamique Armé
• Armed Neutrality
• Chief of the Name and Arms
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• Combined Arms Warfare
• The Ear, The Eye, And The Arm
• Polish Arm Wrestling
• Fleet Air Arm
• 1842 Armed Occupation Act
• OPEN ARMS (user)
• Arms Export Control Act
• Orion's Arm
• The Heckling Laugh of a Boy with No Arms and No Heart
• steel grey bimbo, arms akimbo
• The British are coming! Noders called to arms to repel invaders in California!
• The Devonshire Arms
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• British Armed Forces Special Voucher
• Armed Services
• Remington Arms Company
• Isabelle loves this pink dress, slightly puffed arms and shoulders, a relic
• these arms, this heart, this body, sleep here
• my body over something small and warm, in my arms a delicate piece of the world
• AGM-78 Standard ARM
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate

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