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• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• This essay was due a year ago
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• We are the same age but years apart
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Even Years Ago
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year Two
• This email is a response to your email of a year ago sent on February 6, 2000
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• All Those Years Ago
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
• Written in Dubrovnik a few years ago
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• original titles of famous books
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Twenty years ago
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Remembering all those years ago
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• The least popular movies of the last fifteen years
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I wish I was a half of a two
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• That Was The Year That Was
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• When I was ten years old
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• Last year was always better
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• /but what was the question?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• At Least It Was Here
• At least he was gentle
• Big ridiculous title for the definitive E2 gathering to usher in the New Year!®
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• It was the least I could do
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• Covid after two years
• Two Years Before the Masters
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Two Years Before the Mast
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• AGO
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• God died a long time ago
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH

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