Findings:
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Mind without body
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I never thought it would be like this
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- When he became an old man
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Half-sour pickle
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Just to see what it would be like
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- And then God laughed like Hell
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- God must be living in the sea.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Where would America be without Canada?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- eternity would be boring
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- What is it like to be a bat?
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Be My God
- I know what it's like to be dead
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Much like what music wants to be
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- What life after death will really be like
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- That would be me
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Look siad me Be like me
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- God must be deaf
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Hot pursuit
- If God was willing to let it be
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Your god might be evil....
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- The best kind of bartender
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- What it's like to be in love
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Be a man
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- That I Would Be Good
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- To God Be the Glory
- A whimper would be fine
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- She must be what cocaine is like
- A Man Needs To be Told
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Be a model or just look like one
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- You Shall Be as Gods
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- Could man be drunk for ever
- it would be hilarious if only
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Be your own man
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- The man who refused to be King
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
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