Findings:

• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• A whimper would be fine
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Peace be upon him
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• eternity would be boring
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• You mean the me that you would be
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Mind without body
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• gods we may be
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I did not say it would make sense
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• God probably doesn't exist
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Half-sour pickle
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Therefore, God exists
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• That would be me
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• That I Would Be Good
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Be My God
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Just to see what it would be like
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you would be seated
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• The best kind of bartender
• We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• What Would God Do?
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• If God was willing to let it be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• To God Be the Glory
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• God must be deaf
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• it would be hilarious if only
• Your god might be evil....
• God must be living in the sea.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If you would be so kind
• That Would Be Enough
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The procedures that you invent as a contrivance of authority will be ignored
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode

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