Findings:
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- it would be hilarious if only
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- kill me (user)
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Women only like me for my mind
- Please Kill Me
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- My God, don't tempt me!
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- If they would only choose to hear it
- Only her hands would give her away
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Only God Forgives
- God only knows
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- I would kill my mother
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Only a little child could kill this cleanly
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I Know Who Killed Me
- kill me now (user)
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- You tell me this is God?
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- God holds me
- A conversation between me and god
- She kills me
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Only Jesus can judge me
- She only wants me for sex
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- There is only ONE God
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- If only men would listen!
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- You mean the me that you would be
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- So help me God
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- Only the gods are real.
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- Show Me God
- god help me
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Someone please kill me
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- Please God, make me a stone.
- how my computer nearly killed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- It kills me to watch them go
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- That which does not kill me...
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- That would be me
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I wish you would talk to me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She only wants me for tech support
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- What Would God Do?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- God Loves, Man Kills
- act of god
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- The day God took back the edges
- God's infinity
- The Wrath of God
- God of War
- Sun God
- fear of God
- God Plane
- Dead God
- Gloranthan Darkness Gods
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- god awful (user)
- God Hates FAQs
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