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• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• How to be a Better Person
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• The next life will be better
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Rebeca Martinez
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Music was better in the old days
• There were times better than this
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I feel like I'm being watched
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'd better stop writing
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'd elope if I were you
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Running toward the edge
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I must die or be better
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Things never were what they used to be
• What can be better than that?
• You'd better start hauling ass
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is better to be thought a fool
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• No place I'd rather be
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Much like what music wants to be
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant

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