Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• It will never be just you
• Can we all just get along?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• we can all just be around other people
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Squids will be Squids
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Children can be cruel
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• It can be cold in the dark
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• I will be in my trailer!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Trespassers will be violated
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• 15 will get you 20
• What life after death will really be like
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• What a kiss can be
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• The least I can get away with
• Be all that you can be
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• And then I will just slip away
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• I will not be voting
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Let's just be friends
• You will get yours
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Any song can be a love song
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Are you okay? ...Yeah. Just tired.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You just don't get it
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Life will get easier
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).

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