Findings:
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- It will never be just you
- Can we all just get along?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- we can all just be around other people
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Squids will be Squids
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Children can be cruel
- There will be time
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- It can be cold in the dark
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Just to Get it Out . . .
- I will be in my trailer!
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Trespassers will be violated
- loyalty can be found in surprising places
- Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- 15 will get you 20
- What life after death will really be like
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Can the Cross be Saved?
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- What a kiss can be
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- The least I can get away with
- Be all that you can be
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- And then I will just slip away
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- I will not be voting
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Let's just be friends
- You will get yours
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Any song can be a love song
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Are you okay? ...Yeah. Just tired.
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Be a model or just look like one
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- There can be only one
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- You just don't get it
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- Everything will be alright
- I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Life will get easier
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- There will be no more stories to read
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- all the cute guys will be there
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
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