Findings:

• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Don't take breathing for granted
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Everything I take for granted
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• How to take a supervisor call
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't call me white
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't call it San Fran
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• but don't take my word for it
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• Don't call me Debbie
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't call me Asian
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't call it burnout
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Being a dickhead
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't be an IM phantom
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Take for granted
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• call
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• system call
• Call by reference
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• Call for Help
• close call
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• A Child Called "It"
• The Boatman's Call
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Planet Called Home
• The Call from the Past
• Las Vegas call girl phone phreak conspiracy
• call sign
• artistic roll call
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Your call is very important to us
• call book

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