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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You mean the me that you would be
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• That would be me
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Let me be your fantasy
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• what would it take to be serene again?
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• OBAFGKM
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Free to Be, You and Me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I never thought it would be like this
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• That I Would Be Good
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• What it's like to be in love
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• To thine own self be true
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• A whimper would be fine
• Look siad me Be like me
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Just to see what it would be like
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Adam fell that men might be
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• If your wish be to close me
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Any song can be a love song
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Be gentle with me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Mind without body
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• If It Be True
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• This love will be your downfall.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.

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