Findings:
- Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Do you want to get slapped?
- Getting free computer parts
- one silent second
- No One Gets Left Behind
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Things one should do while naked
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- The first one's always free
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- How do you get there?
- See one, do one, teach one
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- What do we do now, mother machine?
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- free throw
- Getting a free case of beer
- get yourself free
- When I get mad I throw harder
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- Let's get just one thing straight
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Why do you want to get married?
- Do Not Worry Little One
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- What did you do for your mother today?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- you are free to do as we told you
- The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- Get out of Hell free card
- Free to good home: One slightly used ninja
- Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- Getting free pizza
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- I always wanted to get married one day
- Get one's goat
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- How to get free magazines
- Get out of jail free card
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- No one gets out of this life alive
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Life. Get one. (user)
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- One Billion UNIX Seconds
- Plan One to Throw Away
- one who sleeps with mothers
- just one second hold (user)
- Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Craving a smoke
- Kim Deal
- deal
- Let's Make a Deal
- Gaffed deal
- What's the deal?
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- What's the deal with all the cows in NYC?
- How to deal with banks
- Urinals and splatter
- Deal with the emotion behind conflict
- How to deal with the office nut-job
- How to Deal
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to deal with conflict in relationships
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- Economic philosophies of the New Deal
- Impersonal recruiters
- How to deal with Religious Fanatics
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
- Elizabeth I's decision to deal with her financial problems
- How to deal with angry customers
- Deal or No Deal
- deal (user)
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- Dos Equis
- To do is to be
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Where do you want to go today?
- Do your homework.
- Do the math
- Just Do It
- What I do with my philosophy degree
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Trip Like I Do
- Do aliens exist?
- Do Her
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- It's not the size, it's what you do with it
- Why do we treat them so well?
- do time
- Tae Kwon Do
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Do you really want to live forever?
- Wing Chun Do
- And What Do You Think?
- It's Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Do a crouch
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
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