Findings:
- Satan was a lesbian
- Satan
- More evil than Satan himself
- Die Eier Von Satan
- Application for Active Membership in the Church of Satan
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- Satan's School for Girls
- Satan in a Skirt
- Satan has your nose
- Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- Satan's Cheerleaders
- Does Satan play ice hockey?
- Miroslav Satan
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Satan Speaks
- HTML Satan
- Seven Steps to Satan
- Church of Satan
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- The Satan Seller
- The night I met Satan
- Waiting for Satan, Marion?
- The Satan Bug
- I've been duped by Satan!
- Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
- If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
- The difference between Satanism and Satan worship
- God vs. Satan
- Mr. Satan
- Under The Sun Of Satan
- Son of Satan
- Satan's Slaves
- Captain Satan
- Nude for Satan
- The trouble with Satan's son
- Proclamation of the Mayor of Inglis, Florida, Denouncing Satan
- satan (user)
- son of satan (user)
- SS-18 Satan
- Satan's Hollow
- Satan at the Bat
- The Origin of Satan
- Satan is a chick
- Great Satan
- Satan's Slut (user)
- Get Behind Me Satan
- The Touch of Satan
- Satans Minion (user)
- The Satan Pit
- Die Eire von Satan (user)
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- satan tha 2 (user)
- satans camaro (user)
- Blood On Satan's Claw
- Flip-flops: Satan's footwear
- The Satan Santa conspiracy
- Satan is my Motor
- Satan's Dogshit (user)
- Doomed to a recording studio for all eternity, with Satan as the producer
- satans follower (user)
- satan walks a one-way street
- Satan and His Unholy Accountants
- Satan Is Watching
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- Satan Is Boring
- What's at the end of Satan's rainbow?
- How powerful is this Satan of yours?
- Satan in Paradise Lost
- Satan sucks
- Hail Satan?
- Invoking Satan
- Satan Wants You
- Temple of Satan
- was
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Descartes was wrong
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Kilroy was here
- The Walrus was Paul
- wa
- Music was better in the old days
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Vancouver, Washington
- Was (Not Was)
- the seven hills of Rome
- No shit, there I was
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Trompe
- 'T was
- It was a dark and stormy night
- That was a joke, son.
- Man was created in God's image
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- When I was your age
- There was once a Man
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- It was you, Atthis
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- The day I realized what being alive was
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- The world was designed for giant squid
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- It was all God's fault
- It was not a dream
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- God was created in man's image
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Cybersex before it was cool
- I was going to marry Marty
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Back when grunge was still cool
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- I was looking for you
- I was searching glass
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- I was into them after they were hip
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Concrete, Washington
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
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