Findings:
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- You, standing
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- do paradoxes exist?
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- How do you remember things?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- How do men touch you?
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- How do souls travel?
- Doing laundry
- How Do I Love Thee?
- what am i here to do?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- How do I become a Mason?
- How did I end up here?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- how far do you want to go?
- How do you swindle a swamp anyway
- How do you define your gender?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How software is born
- How to do a mouseover
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- How fish reproduce
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How Do You Sleep?
- How Do You Want Me?
- tumble turn
- Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How much money do you make?
- How do you do?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How to do a Gram Stain
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- How do vampires shave?
- How do you make God laugh?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- How do you make a life matter?
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- Know How, Can Do
- Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
- How Do I Love?
- According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Where do we go from here?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The dishes in the drying rack do not exist
- How do I know if I love you?
- Do Not Come Here
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- How Do I Acquire an Identity?
- How I Learned To Do Peyote
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Even the trees here are scrappy
- Here is how to make flame sing
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How do you sell your art?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- How Do I Live
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- How do ya like them apples?
- How long do babies sleep?
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- How do you love your ass?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How do you pee in space?
- How do you write like that?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Do you come here often?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How do you become a geek?
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- Do aliens exist?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How do you hear the water?
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How do you get there?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How do you know it's real?
- How do I submit a writeup of my own?
- How do you access E2? (e2poll)
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- How do you know that name?
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Do not bring your evil here
- B Battery
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- Why do we exist?
- Do you work here?
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